1、我不淑女，也总比你装淑女强。

I'm not a lady, and I'm always better than you.

2、你待在原地别动，我现在就来接你。

You stay where you are. I'll pick you up now.

3、你复杂的五官、掩饰不了你朴素的智商！

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

4、我不是最好的，却也是你再也遇不到的。

I'm not the best, but I'm the one you'll never meet again.

5、没什么特色，只是人特色。

Nothing special, just human.

6、与其患得患失，倒不如彻底失去来的痛快。

Rather than worry about gain and loss, it's better to completely lose the happiness.

7、没有打不死的小强，只有厚脸皮的蟑螂。

There are no roaches that can't kill, only cheeky cockroaches.

8、年轻不胡作非为，到老了拿什么话说当年。

When you are young, don't act recklessly. When you are old, what can you say about that year.

9、她笑里藏刀，然后割伤了自己的嘴。

She smiled and cut her mouth.

10、我不是看不起你，我压根就没看见过你。

I don't look down on you. I haven't seen you at all.

11、芝麻开花节节高，儿子做题题题错。

Sesame blossoms higher and higher, and my son makes a mistake.

12、女人是路，兄弟是树，别迷路，多靠树！

Women are roads and brothers are trees. Don't get lost. Rely more on trees!

13、我要老公，求你给我一个好老公。

I want a husband. Please give me a good husband.

14、老师说我们的神经很发达，只不过是笑神经。

The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing nerves.

15、爱情像鬼，相信的人多，遇见的人少。

Love is like a ghost. More people believe than meet.

16、一生就看一个女人是不科学的，容易看出病来。

It's unscientific to look at a woman all your life. It's easy to see disease.

17、在东北，有一种赶紧，叫沙楞的。

In the northeast, there is a hurry called shaleng.

18、吃饱饱，喝足了，晚上去上夜班，没谁了。

Eat and drink enough. Go to the night shift at night. There's no one left.

19、不要拿过去的记忆、来折磨现在的自己。

Don't torture yourself with past memories.

20、闺蜜陪我一起减肥，效果却完全相反。

My best friend accompanied me to lose weight, but the effect was completely opposite.

21、爱一个人好难，爱两个人好玩，爱三个人玩完。

It's hard to love one person, fun to love two people and fun to love three people.

22、不是不爱，而是爱的痛了，痛的哭了。

It's not that you don't love, but that love hurts and cries.

23、只要你成为一个废物，就没有人能利用你。

As long as you become a waste, no one can use you.

24、如果不请吃火锅，喜欢大可不必说。

If you don't invite hot pot, you don't have to say if you like it.

25、你这肚子，几个月了？快生了吗？

How many months have you had this stomach? Is it coming?

26、特别爱笑，但脾气不好。

He likes to laugh, but he has a bad temper.

27、思念中的人胆大，牵肠挂肚都不怕。

People who miss are brave and worried.

28、年轻的时候就要多吃苦，这样老了吃苦才会习惯。

We should bear hardships when we are young, so that we can get used to it when we are old.

29、不信瑶，不传瑶，抵制瑶妹从我做起。

Don't believe in Yao, don't spread Yao, resist Yao sister, start with me.

30、出来看星星吗，不看星星也行，先出来。

Come out to see the stars? It's OK not to see the stars. Come out first.

31、想找个男朋友，然后又嫌太麻烦！所以很矛盾！

Want to find a boyfriend, and then too much trouble! So it's contradictory!

32、你那边怎么样，我这边已经熟了。

How's your side? I'm already familiar.

33、不幸的人才，要更坚强。

Unfortunate people should be stronger.

34、有一天，小熊去剪指甲，然后他变成了小能。

One day, the little bear went to cut his nails, and then he became Xiaoneng.

35、希望所有女孩子都能嫁给爱情，而我嫁给胡一天。

I hope all girls can marry love, and I marry Hu Yitian.

36、道理我都懂，可我，就是不爱讲道理啊。

I know everything, but I just don't like to be reasonable.

37、站在街角，若我微笑，便是我想起了你。

Standing on the corner, if I smile, I think of you.

38、一切杀不死你的东西，只会让你留下残疾。

Everything that can't kill you will only leave you disabled.

39、你不知道我的好，那是因为你看不见我的心。

You don't know my good, that's because you can't see my heart.

40、我的爱情，非你不可，别离开我。

My love, you have to, don't leave me.

41、广集女伴：生活路漫长，过完一天算一天。

Guangji female companion: life has a long way to go. Every day counts as a day.

42、你每个动作，都是那么勾人魂魄。

Your every move is so fascinating.

43、有时梦太美，不想醒；有时现实太精彩，不想入睡。

Sometimes dreams are too beautiful to wake up; Sometimes the reality is too wonderful to sleep.

44、是金子，总会花光的；是镜子，总会反光的。

Gold will always run out; It's a mirror. It always reflects.

45、妈妈说不能挑食，香蕉牛奶都要吃。

Mom said she couldn't be picky. She had to eat bananas and milk.

46、你走了真好，不然总担心你会留下来吃饭。

It's nice of you to leave, or I'm always worried that you'll stay for dinner.

47、终是庄周开了荤，昧着良心炖了鲲。

In the end, Zhuang Zhou opened the meat and stewed Kun without conscience.

48、昨天跟女友分手了，可她今天还偷我的菜。

I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday, but she stole my food today.

49、在爱的世界里，没有谁对不起谁。

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone.

50、拼命奋斗东山再起，结果最终卧床不起。

He struggled desperately to make a comeback and ended up bedridden.

51、我选择隔岸观火的原因是，你不爱我。

The reason why I choose to watch the fire from the shore is that you don't love me.

52、俗话说得好：不听女人言，死在你面前。

As the saying goes: if you don't listen to women, you die in front of you.

53、我还是一个小朋友，不开心的话会死掉的。

I'm still a child. If I'm not happy, I'll die.

54、时间会把错的人带走，把对的人带到你身边。

Time will take the wrong person away and bring the right person to you.

55、大家是否和我一样，有脱发的烦恼呢？

Do you have the trouble of hair loss like me?

56、不要考验人，人是经不起考验的。

Don't test people, they can't stand the test.

57、越难过越听情歌，那叫以毒攻毒。

The more sad you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called attacking poison with poison.

58、曾今孤单加孤单是爱火，燃烧过你和我！

Once lonely and lonely is the fire of love, burning you and me!

59、博士硕士都是战士，一鼓作气，超越自我。

Doctors and masters are soldiers who work hard and surpass themselves.

60、一旦患上老年痴呆，找个理为自己辩解。

Once you have Alzheimer's, find a reason to defend yourself.

61、现实和网络里总是有那么几个人伤春悲秋的。

There are always a few people in reality and the Internet who hurt spring and autumn.

62、被戴绿帽子了，像是一道绿色的光。

Was wearing a green hat, like a green light.

63、别人的爱情，总是比自己的美好。

Other people's love is always better than their own.

64、你长的飞沙走石，鬼斧神功。

Your flying sand and stone, ghost axe, divine skill.

65、你是瞎子吗？怎么看不到我对你的好。

Are you blind? Why can't you see my kindness to you.

66、说好的好减肥的，可能看了这个我决定了，开吃！

It's agreed to lose weight. Maybe after reading this, I decided to eat!

67、别再敬往事一杯老酒了，往事都特么喝吐了。

Don't drink a glass of old wine to the past. The past is so sick.

68、闺蜜就是一起运动一起美，一起成为更好的人。

Girlfriends are to exercise together, beauty together and become better people together.

69、你连我都不爱，那你爱什么？爱因斯坦吗？

You don't even love me. What do you love? Einstein?

70、我不是最好的，但我是最耀眼的。

I am not the best, but I am the most dazzling.

71、生活不仅有甜头，还有肉吃。

Life has not only sweets, but also meat.

72、系统都有人维护，你却没有。

The system is maintained, but you don't.

73、我又长大一岁，我对我的穷又有了新一步的了解。

I have grown up another year, and I have a new understanding of my poverty.

74、沉默是我现在的状态，不是无话可说。

Silence is my present state, not nothing to say.

75、我要睡觉了，昨天梦见的泡面还有半桶没吃完。

I'm going to bed. There's still half a bucket of instant noodles I dreamed of yesterday.

76、姐不是巴黎欧莱雅，不值得你拥有。

I'm not Paris L'Oreal. I'm not worth it.

77、熬夜是青春痘之母，伤不起。

Staying up late is the mother of acne.

78、吸一口黄昏，吃掉一块斜阳。

Take a sip of dusk and eat a piece of setting sun.

79、今天天气真好，把校长牵出来遛遛吧。

It's a nice day today. Let's take the headmaster out for a walk.

80、人生自古谁无死，不如自挂东南枝。

Since ancient times, it is better to hang a southeast branch than to die.

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