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Naming your child

 时间:2023-08-07 15:02:07 来源:人生格言 
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Therewasawomanwhowaspregnantwithtwins,andshortlybeforetheyweredue,shehadanaccidentandwentintoacoma.Herhusbandwasawayonbusiness,andunabletobereached.Whileinthecoma,shegavebirthtohertwins,andtheonlypersonaroundtonameherchildrenwasherbrother.

Whenthemothercameoutofhercomatofindshehadgivenbirthandthatherbrotherhadnamedthetwins,shebecameveryworried,becausehewasn‘taverybrightguy.Shewassurehehadnamedthemsomethingabsurdorstupid.

Whenshesawherbrothersheaskedhimaboutthetwins.

Hesaid,"Thefirstonewasagirl."

Themother:"Whatdidyounameher?!?"

Brother:"Denise!"

TheMom:"Oh,wow,that‘snotbad!Whataboutthesecondone?"

Brother:"Thesecondonewasaboy."

TheMom:"Oh,andwhatdidyounamehim?"

Brother:"Denephew."

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