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Steven Wright on dogs

 时间:2023-08-07 15:02:07 来源:人生格言 
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Theotherday,Iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.Somepeopleareafraidofheights.Notme,I‘mafraidofwidths.

Ihadadogonce.Ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhe‘sgone.

Iputcontactlensesinmydog‘seyes.Theyhadlittlepicturesofcatsonthem.ThenItookoneoutandheranaroundincircles.

Iboughtadogtheotherday...InamedhimStay.It‘sfuntocallhim..."Comehere,Stay!Comehere,Stay!"Hewentinsane.Nowhejustignoresmeandkeepstyping.He‘sanEastGermanShepherd.

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