Q:DidyouhearabouttheFrenchmanwhojumpedintotheriverinparis?A:HewasdeclaredtobeinSeine.------------------------------------------------------------Fredwassayinghisprayersashisfatherpassedbyhisbedroomdoor."GodblessMommy,andGodblessDaddy,andpleasemakeCalaisthecapitalofFrance.""Fred,"saidhisfather,"whydoyouwantCalaistobethecapitalofFrance?""Becausethat‘swhatIwroteinmygeographytest!"--------------------------------------------------------------WhatistheGuillotine?AFrenchchoppingcentre.-------------------------------------------------------------WhichghostwaspresidentofFrance?CharlesdeGhoul.---------------------------------------------------------------Firstwitch:I‘mgoingtoFrancetomorrow.Secondwitch:Areyougoingbybroom?Firstwitch:No,byhoovercraft.
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