Acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.Thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.Thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches"."What?Howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance?",askedthejudge."Well,Iknewsomeidiotwouldaskme.SoImeasuredit!"repliedthecarpenter.
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