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Go to the hospital

 时间:2023-08-07 15:02:07 来源:人生格言 
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FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.

Thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins."

"Whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsbaseballteam."

Thenursereturnedinalittlewhileandturnedtothesecondman,"You,sir,arethefatheroftriplets."

"Wow,that‘sreallyanincrediblecoincidence,"heanswered."Iworkforthe3MCorporation.Mybuddiesatworkwillneverletmelivethisonedown."

Anhourlater,whiletheothertwomenwerepassingcigarsaround,thenursecameback.Thistime,sheturnedtothethirdman,whohadbeenquietinthecorner.Sheannouncedthathiswifehadjustgivenbirthtoquadruplets.Stunned,hebarelycouldreply.

"Don‘ttellmeanothercoincidence?"askedthenurse.

Afterfinallyregaininghiscomposure,hesaid,"Idon‘tbelieveit,IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel."

Afterhearingthis,everybody‘sattentionturnedtothefourthguy,whohadjustfainted,flatoutonthefloor.Thenurserushedtohissideand,aftersometime,heslowlygainedbackhisconsciousness.

Thenurseasked,"Sir,areyouallright?"

"Yes"saystheman,"I‘mo.k.now.Ijusthadashockingthought.Iworkatthe7-11Store."

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