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Delivering a baby

 时间:2023-08-07 15:02:07 来源:人生格言 
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Acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.

Itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.Whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.Thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldsee,whilehehelpedthewomandeliverthebaby.

Thechilddidso,themotherpushedandafteralittlewhile,thedoctorliftedthenewbornbabybythefeetandspankedhimonthebottomtogethimtotakehisfirstbreath.

Thedoctorthenaskedthe5-year-oldwhathethoughtofthebaby.

"Hithimagain,"the5-year-oldsaid."Heshouldn‘thavecrawledupthereinthefirstplace!"

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