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Twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.Onesays,"Let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood.""We‘renewhere,"saysthesecondo......点击阅读
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有一的很有钱的人买了一部奔驰跑车，想要一个好的车号找了个熟人要了一个好车号是11544（动动我是是），买了以后很高兴。有一天在公路上开车前面......点击阅读
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有一天，中日美三国的三个厨师比谁的刀法准，便请来一位裁判，比赛割苍蝇。第一位出场的是日本的厨师，只见“歘歘”两刀，两只苍蝇被割成了两半......点击阅读
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yourfunnystorywastoooverdue.iusedtohearaboutitwheniwasjustamiddleschoolstudent.haveyoueverheardaboutthissentence:"webrotherwhoandwho"?......点击阅读